thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

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farovermistymountains:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

FL’IONS

farovermistymountains:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

FL’IONS

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chiffonandribbons:

Valentino Couture S/S 2014
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unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

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Why haven’t we yet heard from Captain Rogers?

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johnlocked-me-out-of-the-tardis:

i-amradioactive:

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My favourite flappy bird posts

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queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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